Newscaster: What could be the cause
of the massive mosquito outbreak plaguing our nation this year?
We'll ask Mr. kafetch, a mosquito expert
who has written several books on the subject.
Kafetch: Thank you for having me.
These mosquitoes belong to an entirely new species.
Therefore, i honestly know nothing about them.
Newscaster: Ah, come on! What good are you?!
Get him off my show!
( Clears throat ) I mean, how interesting.
Let's take a look at our map...
Saitama: Man, city z's right in their path.
Now we've got a mosquito plague to deal with?
Newscaster: We interrupt this program
with a breaking news bulletin.
A large swarm of mosquitoes has been sighted in city z.
Mummified remains of attacked farm animals
have also been found.
If you encounter a large swarm of mosquitoes,
it is strongly suggested that you flee immediately.
- ( Buzzing ) - Saitama: Uh...
( Buzzing )
( Sirens blaring )
( Mosquitoes buzzing )
♪
( Sirens continue )
Announcer: This is an emergency evacuation warning.
Threat level: Demon.
No resident is to go outside under any circumstances.
Please remain indoors.
I repeat, no city z resident is to go outside.
Man: Acquiring target.
♪
( Singing in Japanese )
( Glass shatters )
( Looter laughs )
Thanks to that warning, they're all empty.
Like someone's actually gonna die from a mosquito bite.
Heh.
What's losing a little blood
if i get to walk away with all of this?
Was that the wind?
( Gasping )
What the--
( yelling )
( Monster sighs )
( Slurps )
( Moans )
( Groans ) Come on.
That wasn't nearly enough blood to satisfy my needs.
Now go get some more for me.
Huh?
Cyborg: Target has been acquired.
Monster: Hmm?
Cyborg: I see. You make the mosquitoes suck the blood
and then take it all for yourself.
You must be controlling each one by using some sort of signal.
That would explain their mysterious behavior.
So if i were to get rid of you, their leader,
would the swarm disperse as well?
( Monster chuckles )
Our next meal is here.
Go drain that fool dry.
♪
Cyborg: Incinerate.
( Monster gasps )
Cyborg: I will eliminate you.
Stay right where you are.
( Monster gasps )
( Giggles )
You believe that you can eliminate me?
( Giggles )
Then go on and try!
Saitama: I got you.
( Buzzing )
( Sputtering )
Damn mosquitoes.
♪
( Monster chuckles )
Cyborg: Incinerate.
( Monster giggles )
Maybe a leg next time.
( Gasps ) Huh?!
What the--
what happened to my legs?
( Gasps )
Hmph!
Cyborg: Futile.
You cannot escape from me.
Monster: What the hell is that guy?
He'll get me if i don't come up with something.
( Chuckles )
The townspeople may be hiding,
but there are plenty of animals around to feed on.
That's it.
Come here, little ones.
Empty all the delicious juices you carry into me!
♪
Cyborg: So many.
If she has been collecting blood from the whole town
as well the surrounding area,
then it may be more than a simple food source for her.
I should put an end to this as soon as i can.
Saitama: Get back here, damn it!
You and i aren't done yet, you little bastard!
Cyborg: Who is this idiot?
Saitama: It's in my mouth.
( Spitting )
Nasty little--huh?
What's that swirling?
Are those mosquitoes?!
( Gasps )
- Cyborg: You there... - Saitama: Eh?
Cyborg: Evacuate.
That swarm is conscious,
and if it senses you, it will attack.
Saitama: Seriously?
That's bad news. We should get--
( monster laughs )
Saitama: Oh.
♪
( Music ends )
Cyborg: Since she could speak, i thought she would have
at least human-level intelligence,
but in the end, she was just a bug.
Bringing the mosquitoes together
made for one easy-to-burn swarm.
When i first spotted her,
i confirmed that there were no living beings
within 500 meters in all directions,
so this location allowed me to fire at will.
Wait a second. That guy might--
saitama: Man, you saved me.
You're pretty amazing, aren't you?
You could say you totally made the bugs bug outta here.
( Imitates drum sting )
( Cyborg gasps )
Saitama: Oh. See,
that was a joke about the mosquitoes being bugs.
( Monster laughs )
You idiot.
I no longer need my tiny, little helpers.
I mean...
( Cyborg gasps )
Monster: Just look at how strong I've become!
( Laughs )
♪
( Laughs )
Can't your macho punches kill a little mosquito?
( Laughs )
What a weakling.
Cyborg: I get it now.
The more blood she is able to consume,
the more powerful she becomes.
Monster: I think I'll have your head next!
Cyborg: I let my guard down.
I have no chance of winning.
All i can do is self-destruct.
Forgive me, doctor.
( Monster laughs )
( Music stops )
( Cyborg gasps )
Saitama: Bugs, they suck.
Cyborg: Wait a minute!
Saitama: Hmm?
Cyborg: Please, tell me your name!
Saitama: Oh. It's saitama.
Cyborg: I would like to be your disciple.
Saitama: Um, sure.
Uh...
Hold on. What?
( Cyborg breathes deeply )
Sensei, sir!
( Footsteps )
Saitama: You actually showed up.
Uh...
Genos: Genos, sensei, sir.
Saitama: Could you lay off all the "sensei" stuff?
Genos: Yes, master!
Saitama: Not "master" either!
♪
Have your drink, and go home.
I'm not looking for disciples.
Wait. You're back in one piece?
Genos: Indeed. My body is mostly mechanical,
so my parts can be replaced.
Saitama: You're an odd one, aren't you?
Genos: What kind of parts
have you installed on your body, master?
Saitama: Don't use any.
Genos: But what about the skin-colored armor on your head?
Saitama: Yeah, that's just my skin, dude.
Genos: That's odd.
You appear far too young to already be bald.
Saitama: So I'm bald?!
What's your problem, huh?!
Genos: My problems?
You are asking me to list each one of them?
Saitama: Yeah, no, thanks. I'm good.
Genos: Four years ago, when i was 15,
i was still a real human being.
Saitama: You heard me say, "no, thanks," didn't you?
Genos: Though we were poor and had to pinch pennies,
we were still able to get by.
We lived a peaceful and happy life together
until that fateful day when a crazy cyborg
went out of control and attacked our town.
We never knew why it happened.
Most likely, a failed body modification
generated an irregularity in his brain.
He destroyed everything in sight,
parks, schools, buildings, my house.
He even took the lives of everyone in my family.
Miraculously, i survived,
but being only a weak 15-year-old,
i was alone and at the end of my strength in a ruined town.
That's when Dr. kuseno happened to pass through.
The doctor, a scientist for justice,
was on a mission to stop the rampaging cyborg
and end his oppression.
I asked the doctor to give me body modification surgery
to make me better, stronger, faster.
That's how i was reborn as a cyborg who fights for justice.
I promised Dr. kuseno i would terminate the evil cyborg
and return peace to this world.
Saitama: Huh, i see--oh.
Genos: It's been four years since that day.
At 19 years old, I'm focused and driven.
I wander from town to town eliminating evil.
The monsters and criminal organizations
i have destroyed are numerous,
but i have been unable to locate any clues
about the insane cyborg and have become
increasingly frustrated and restless.
I find myself chasing a virtual image of that cyborg
whenever i face my enemies.
Then last week, when that mosquito monster appeared,
i let my concentration slip and paid the price.
I thought i could lose to no one but the rampaging cyborg,
so i neglected to analyze the data on my opponent
and rushed in headlong to confront her.
- The result, as you know... - ( Bird flaps )
Was that an enemy with immense strength bested me.
If you had not been in the area, master saitama,
i would have undoubtedly been destroyed.
Master, you saved my life that day.
The life that was once saved by Dr. kuseno many years ago
has now been saved yet again by you, master saitama,
and i feel the weight of that responsibility.
I must not allow myself to die
before finding and destroying that cyborg once and for all,
and to achieve that, i have to continue
fighting evil as a righteous soldier
until that fateful day comes when he appears before me.
I need to get stronger.
Last week, when i saw what your punch was capable of,
i knew immediately that i had to study
under you as your disciple.
If only i could be as strong as you have become.
Such awesome power. I have an old enemy
who must be defeated at all cost,
though the battle is not for me alone.
It is for my entire hometown and for Dr. kuseno as well.
I fully realize i am still inexperienced,
but now, more than ever before, i need incredible strength
so that i can eradicate the greatest of evils.
- Dr. kuseno is a man who-- - saitama: Enough, you idiot!
Shorten this stupid story to 20 words or less!
Man: Mosquito girl was defeated in battle?
And with one punch, you say?
Oh, well.
She was little more than a prototype unit, after all.
Why is he naked?
Man #2: Unknown.
Man #1: Well, whatever.
I'm sure he'll make quite an excellent specimen.
We shall study his physiology, by force if necessary.
Send a messenger, and invite him here,
to this, our "house of evolution."
( Chuckles )
Genos: Here is the short version,
as requested, master.
Please teach me the way
to become strong like you are. I beg of you.
Saitama: Hey, genos...
Genos: Yes?
Saitama: How old are you again?
Genos: 19, sir.
Saitama: So young.
I'm sure you'll surpass me in no time.
Genos: Do you really mean that?
Saitama: I'm 25 years old now,
but i didn't even begin training 'til i was 22.
( Genos gasps )
Saitama: Fine, I'll teach you,
but it won't be easy.
Sure you can you handle it?
♪
Genos: Yes, sir!
( Beeping )
High-speed object approaching.
It is here.
Saitama: Huh?
( Monster shrieks )
( Laughs )
Greetings! I am--huh?
Saitama: You're gonna pay for my ceiling.
Slug monster: So...
Frog monster: Huh?
Slug monster: It seems our advance agent,
kamakyuri, is down.
I can't sense him with my telepathy.
Frog monster: What? Wait a sec.
Wasn't he one of our stronger guys?
Genos: Two more outside.
Master, leave them to me.
Saitama: Don't bust people's ceilings.
Genos: Oh. Never mind, then.
Saitama: Enough, okay?
There's a front door for a reason.
Oh.
Ah.
Genos: Master!
Saitama: No, it's cool. I'm fine.
I kinda feel like a young bamboo shoot.
( Monster #4 robotic voice ) Elevated energy level detected.
♪
( Genos gasps )
A cyborg?
Could it be...
Cyborg: You are not the target.
Saitama: Hey, what's going on? I can't see.
Cyborg: Out of the way!
Genos: Now listen. I have a few questions for you.
( Cyborg growls )
Saitama: Hmm?
- ( Monster #5 laughs ) - Saitama: Huh?
You appear to be in what they call a tight spot.
Magnificent work, ground dragon.
Ground dragon: It complicates things
if they put up a fight.
Genos: Master!
Cyborg: You dare look away?
Quite courageous!
♪
( Music stops )
Cyborg: I am the pinnacle
of the house of evolution's science.
I am armored gorilla.
Your attacks have no effect.
Genos: The house of evolution?
What does it want with my master?
Armored gorilla: That is none of your business.
And it is our rule that any who oppose us
be eliminated without exception.
Therefore, you will now be destroyed.
♪
Lion monster: Hey, jerk-off,
what's with that stupid look? Huh?
( Saitama yawns )
Being underground keeps you cool,
but at the same time, it's nice and warm.
- ( Lion monster growls ) - Saitama: I'm sleepy.
- Could you get lost? - ( Lion monster scoffs )
( Laughs )
It would appear that i need to teach you your place.
Listen up! I'm gonna slice your eyes out with these.
Then we'll see if you're still such a smart-ass!
And just so you know,
the beast king never lets anyone off easy.
( Ground dragon gasps )
Saitama: Well, enough fooling around then.
Listen up. This is your only chance to apologize.
You clumsy oafs smashed up my ceiling.
Beast king: Heh. Well, is that so?
Then prepare to witness the true power
- of the mighty beast--huh? - Saitama: Aw, man.
I got dirt in my special pants place.
Beast king: Hey, are you even listening?
Saitama: Let me just shake this out.
Beast king: You done yet?
Saitama: One sec.
Okay, I'm done.
Beast king: Then once again,
prepare yourself to witness the true power
of the almighty beast king!
♪
Lion slash!
Slug monster: Are you okay, frog man?
Beast king: Outta my way, pissants!
( Laughs )
Such is the law of the jungle, and you're next!
( Roars )
Ground dragon: No, wait! Don't kill him yet!
Beast king: Lion slash! Meteor power shower!
( Yelling )
♪
Saitama: Consecutive...
Normal punches.
( Ground dragon gasps )
Saitama: Oh.
Ground dragon: No one told me he'd be that strong.
It's best we retreat now and regroup.
( Yelps )
Saitama: Found you.
Ground dragon: No! Impossible!
( Rumble )
Saitama: Huh?
Genos: You will answer the question,
or you are going to be eliminated. Your choice.
Armored gorilla: It is you who will be eliminated,
you blithering fool.
I am the third most powerful fighter
in the house of evolution.
At your power level, you will never beat the beast king,
the second most powerful fighter.
You will be destroyed.
Saitama: Is this the guy you mean?
Genos: I believe it is.
( Armored gorilla sighs )
( Normal ) Hey, look, I'm sorry!
I'll tell you everything! Just don't kill me!
Saitama: Wait. What happened to your high-tech robot voice?
Armored gorilla: Sorry about that.
I was just trying to sound cool.
♪
( Singing in Japanese )
♪
Man: What do you mean?
Man #2: Are you sure about this?
Man #3: The hit team wiped out?
- Man #4: Confirm it. - Man #5: What's the conclusion?
( Overlapping chatter )
- Man #6: It may be a mistake. - Man #7: What's going on?
Dr. genus: What's all the commotion?
( Men stammering )